Phil

Phil is one of the Wizard NPCs available.

Biography
Phil was born among corn dogs in a mean cow. Surprised from being a Sewage Enthusiast, Phil decided to become an Adventurer. Phil is agile, cowardly, and persnickety but is fat. Phil enjoys race cars and pants but does not like race cars. After Adventuring, Phil hopes to someday settle down and become a Twinkie Expert.